Ask me my “TOP 5” anything!

so i am eating ice cream for breakfast… @ 3:45pm….

me: this fic fucked me up so bad and i cried for hours

me: here read it

Rhaney: you and your fucking exotic weapon fetish i stg

Valhallentine: They are better for a reason

Valhallentine: if a warpriest takes a really weird weapon that has good weapon properties, he keeps a good damage die

Valhallentine: win-win

Valhallentine: instead of boring-win

Valhallentine: lonsword? pshh

Valhallentine: go grab a nine-ring broadsword

Valhallentine: or better yet

Valhallentine: a Falcata

Valhallentine: you just don't get it

Valhallentine: because you don't play martial characters

Rhaney: why would i

Rhaney: i see your 2d6 great sword and raise you blowing up the entire fucking battlefield

Valhallentine: three times per day

Rhaney: i had like 6 3rd level thank you

Valhallentine: that's just a regular fireball

Rhaney: and besides that all i need

Rhaney: they were empowered!

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

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